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WARNING

Keep out of the hands of students, administrators and parents.
The above warning graces the old cover (which is now the first page) of Teacher's Handbook of Dirty Tricks, and the prudent potential reader will do well to heed it.
If you are a student and you are caught reading this book, the author will send a copy to all of your teachers.
If you are a principal and you are caught reading this book, your faculty gets free consultation services from the author for one year.
If you are a parent (who is not also a teacher) and you are caught reading this book, the author will abandon his five offspring on your doorstep.
If you are a district superintendent and you are caught reading this book, the author will go around telling people he works in your school district.
(c) 2000 by Floyd Wells. All rights reserved.